Bloody Blood

Today, I fell into a pool of blood and became stupid. So stupid i almost forget my name, I even thought I was a Korean in America slaying Zombies with a Katana. Pah! Oh! Or was it Vampires. Does it really matter anyway.

Today Derek came down from Ipoh and we hung out, so much to do we went "cuci mulut" @ AC, "cuci kerongkong" at RedBox, "cuci mata" @ Starbucks, and after watching Blood: The Last Vampire at TGV.. I really really wanted to "cuci otak" as well.

All this while, I've always been meticulous when comes to choosing movies.. And because Jia Juh and I were sort of a "fan" :P of this Giordano commercial, mainly because Jeon Ji Hyun look damn "Sassy" in it, we both fell into the "Pit of Stupidity"



Because JJ and I thought, Eh! I heard Jeon Ji Hyun is a demon slayer in schoolgirl costume.. Damns!

Anyway, nuf said bout her.. what about Blood: The Last Vampire? All I could say about it is, it took away 50 IQ from us and taught us 2 things.. Never ever watch another movie directed by this dude name "CHRIS NAHON" and secondly, Korea and America does not go well together. Am not talking bout Obama's war with the North Korean but just imagine having Kim Chi on your American breakfast. Yeah, next thing you know you'd have to "cuci punggung" as well..

The movie itself is undeniably the 2nd most "Intelligently Challenged" movie after "The Spirit".. First thing first, the Korean speaks Japanese like Sushi and Sashimi which you chop chop and then wrap it up.. and their English was like, "I sink my Engrish reri reri shuck, like peri peri duck".

I actually thought it would have been a great movie back in 80's or early 90's cos their CGI quality is like worst than the games I play on my computer? And oh their fighting scene seem more like their fighting and chopping down mannequins really.. For a second, we thought we were playing Left4Dead too :)

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf...

Sorry for the lengthy and long winded thoughts, am writing whatever's in my head now. It doesn't feel good to be guinea pig really. :(

Okay okay, my brain really needs to shut down and restart later. It's like there's a virus devouring my brain cells rite now.. Where's the rum?