Yo momma so fat...

We were so bored we decided to work our brain a bit.. :)

KillKenny says:
"yo momma so fat, when she goes to the market, ppl say "hail megatron!"

JoshFernandez says:
ohhhh
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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

KillKenny says:
ooooo... aite aite..
yo momma so fat, when she sweats, people yelled "Ahhh! Tsunami"!!

JoshFernandez says:
oooo...here we go2
check this out yo...
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she slips and fall.. people thought it was earthquake..

JoshFernandez says:
ooohhhh

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes on the highway, she stays on the left lane. "Kenderaan berat ikut kiri"
take that

JoshFernandez says:
your mama so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, nobody else gets to enter cos
"son, i'm stuck!"

JoshFernandez says:
ooooo....yoyoyo......your mama so fat, she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat cos when michael bay saw her, he decided to make King Kong 3

JoshFernandez says:
oooooo
yoyoyo check it out2
yo mama so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

KillKenny says:
ohh.. aite aite.. check this out..
yo momma so fat, she she twisted her leg, they needed a tow car to take her to the hospital..

JoshFernandez says:
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when the air france disappeared, she's the only survivor cos she's stuck at the bermuda triangle.. oooohh..

JoshFernandez says:
thts good shit
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Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes jungle trekking, people tot big foot was for real..

JoshFernandez says:
ooooooo......yo mama so fat, people shouts GODZILLA!!

KillKenny says:
oooo.. check this out
yo momma so fat, when she goes bungee jump, the government decided to evacuate the whole city..

JoshFernandez says:
ooooo
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Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she sneezes, the mayans predicted "Doomsday!"

JoshFernandez says:
oooo
yo momas so fat that when god said let there be light, he asked her to move first.
yo momas so fat that when god said let there be light, he asked her to move first.

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes poo poo, Indah Water says, "BULLSHIT"

JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat , she once told me 'Im so hungy i could eat a whole cow'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming, people took a footage and put it on www.lochness.com

yo momma so fat, ferguson decided to buy her to fill the goalkeeper position..
c'mon bring it on!

JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, when decepticons came and saw her, they all said "we give up"

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she got eaten by t-rex, t-rex died of diabetes..

JoshFernandez says:
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and people thought its an island

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she go sky diving, people thought its 10PM already..

JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, she sinks the whole south pole and the world ends

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she dance, people tot it was "stomp the yard" competition

JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, she needs a map to find her ass

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she travels, usher sings "moving mountain"

JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, she forgot she's pregnant

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she sneezes, the whole world gets H1N1
take that yo!

yo momma so fat, when she sleeps, they made pokemon "SNORLEX"

yo momma so fat, NASA sent her to space to cover the black hole..

yo momma so fat, Levi's had to come out with Levi's Unbuttoned

And Josh gave up.. Now who's momma is fat huh?