Friday, June 19, 2009

Don't be an animal! Stop animal cruelty!

Sorry bout the post earlier, my internet got cut off before I could even figure out a title which could best describe what I'm about to voice out here. Shit. Anyway, some of you may have already heard of the incident in Pulau Ketam a.k.a Crap Island. Perhaps it would even sound better to name it, Full of Crap Island from now on.

Well, most people who have been to or at least heard of Pulau Ketam may recognize it as one of the island located off the coast of Port Klang. Or maybe a fishing village where you could possibly get good and cheap seafood. Rite?

Unfortunately for Pulau Ketam residents, the story of your Crap Island may as well be rewritten which in that case, you're about to be called Crappy people too.

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To start it off, these stray dogs stuck in that cage are about to get their free express tickets to Hell. Unfortunately, they're also accompanied by hundreds of other doggies and puppies to a mission called "Doggies' Worst Nightmare".

How worst can it be? About two weeks ago, 400 stray dogs have been "Cast Away" to an island by the Pulau Ketam residents without any source of food or shelter. They were basically just thrown there, like garbage.

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The worst part is, because they had no food to survive with, and obviously they can't climb a tree to pluck some coconut like Tom Hanks did, some dogs ended up cannibalizing each other, hungrily feasting on the remains of other weaker dogs to survive. To put it in another word, dog eat dog.

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With now over 200 dogs are dead, the SPCA and FFF (Furry Friends Farm) have been making their effort to rescue the remaining dogs on the island.

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There appear to be a few Australian volunteering at FFF too!

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Now you can lend a hand too!

SPCA and SAS are appealing to the public to contribute to their Pulau Ketam fund, to aid the emergency rescue and relief efforts over the next several weeks. Funds will be utilized to hire boats for transportation of the dogs, purchase dog food, medical supplies and cages. The start-up fund is RM1,300 – proceeds from a networking event SPCA organized last Sunday.

They also appreciate donations in kind – 3’ x 3’ multipurpose cages, dog biscuits and canned food, food and water bowls, towels, water storage containers, and flea/tick spray. All donated items can be sent to the SPCA Animal Shelter in Ampang Jaya.

It's also a click away!

Please click here to make a donation through their ipay88.com account. Please indicate that the donation is for the Pulau Ketam Project.

Fund Transfers & Cheques

You can bank in the payment to our RHB account (Account No: 2-12273-00021583). Please call or e-mail us at enquiries@spca.org.my to notify us of your bank-in donation and transaction details.

Please make all cheques to the Society For The Prevention of Cruelty To Animals (please write Pulau Ketam fund on the reverse), and mail to ;

SPCA Selangor
Jalan Kerja Ayer Lama
68000 Ampang Jaya
Selangor Darul Ehsan

Enquiries: 603-42565312 (8am - 4.30pm), 4253-5312 (10am – 6.30pm)


Or you can do the least by spreading the word right? They're man's best friend and yet what man have done to them..

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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Too busy being fabulous

Before I continue, am not writing this because I'm a fan of scandal. Don't judge me, I'm not a perv :) It all started on Monday when we went for a movie at Pyramid okay? I was so excited cos I really wanted to watch Drag Me To Hell! Unfortunately, I Got Dragged To Hell instead. Reason?

Justin: Come la, we watch 17 Again.
Gracie: Eh don't want la, scary la the movie. We watch next week okay? Today we watch 17 Again.
Lilo : Yeah! I wanna watch Drag Me To Hell also but never mind, 17 Again is cool with me.
Laura : Ahahahah! We're watching 17 Again. And you're coming.
Fara : M.I.A

Well, It's obvious there isn't any democracy at all. Fine!

I really thought the movie's gonna suck big time cos to me it looks like some High School Musical shit. Surprisingly, not bad after all. At least better than Blood: The Last Vampire I would say. But still, another popcorn movie which you can buy DVD and watch at home. Pah!

Later in the evening,

Josh: So what movie did you watch?
Me : 17 Again.
Josh: Ahahahahah! What the fuck!?
Me : It's alright, not that bad though.
Josh: Zec Efron huh? Lucky bastard.
Me : Why?
Josh: Vanessa Hudgens, his girlfriend right?
Me : Ohh.. Really? What about her?
Josh: You know she posed naked in a picture and it's all over the net? Dono la, all this Disney people. All got scandal one.

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But seriously, there has been so many scandals in these recent years. Perhaps it all started from "One Night In Paris"? Cos it seems like everybody is following her footstep.

From the dude name Edison who slept so many that he had to take their photographs to even remember their name.

And then there's Uncle Chua who became famous for his quote, "I'm the man in the video". He sure got balls man!

And of course, the never-ending teenagers who enjoys the limelight as much as the men shaft. Like taping themselves doing the thang!

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Uh Oh..

But hey! Looks like soon there's gonna be "One Night In Paris Part 2" Okay I'm just exaggerating :) But anyway, looks like the 80 Million United wonderboy managed to spent a night in Paris before making his way to Madrid!

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The boy who's known for his quick feet apparently has quick hand too! Look where your hand is going son. Preeeet! Hand ball!

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This lad sure likes to play ball wherever he goes. Well this time, he gets to play whichever "position" he wants :)

Friday, June 12, 2009

The girl who said she was tipsy

Bloody Blood

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Today, I fell into a pool of blood and became stupid. So stupid i almost forget my name, I even thought I was a Korean in America slaying Zombies with a Katana. Pah! Oh! Or was it Vampires. Does it really matter anyway.

Today Derek came down from Ipoh and we hung out, so much to do we went "cuci mulut" @ AC, "cuci kerongkong" at RedBox, "cuci mata" @ Starbucks, and after watching Blood: The Last Vampire at TGV.. I really really wanted to "cuci otak" as well.

All this while, I've always been meticulous when comes to choosing movies.. And because Jia Juh and I were sort of a "fan" :P of this Giordano commercial, mainly because Jeon Ji Hyun look damn "Sassy" in it, we both fell into the "Pit of Stupidity"



Because JJ and I thought, Eh! I heard Jeon Ji Hyun is a demon slayer in schoolgirl costume.. Damns!

Anyway, nuf said bout her.. what about Blood: The Last Vampire? All I could say about it is, it took away 50 IQ from us and taught us 2 things.. Never ever watch another movie directed by this dude name "CHRIS NAHON" and secondly, Korea and America does not go well together. Am not talking bout Obama's war with the North Korean but just imagine having Kim Chi on your American breakfast. Yeah, next thing you know you'd have to "cuci punggung" as well..

The movie itself is undeniably the 2nd most "Intelligently Challenged" movie after "The Spirit".. First thing first, the Korean speaks Japanese like Sushi and Sashimi which you chop chop and then wrap it up.. and their English was like, "I sink my Engrish reri reri shuck, like peri peri duck".

I actually thought it would have been a great movie back in 80's or early 90's cos their CGI quality is like worst than the games I play on my computer? And oh their fighting scene seem more like their fighting and chopping down mannequins really.. For a second, we thought we were playing Left4Dead too :)

wtf wtf wtf wtf wtf...

Sorry for the lengthy and long winded thoughts, am writing whatever's in my head now. It doesn't feel good to be guinea pig really. :(

Okay okay, my brain really needs to shut down and restart later. It's like there's a virus devouring my brain cells rite now.. Where's the rum?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Let it snow! Let it snow!

Ahhhhh~ I want Christmas!!

There he goes

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Finally he's leaving. Ronaldo would certainly be missed (i think) cos finding a replacement for a player who could score 40-50 goals from a winger position in one season ain't easy. Daime! Even Messi can't do that..

Whatever the people have to say about it. Honestly, I'd probably be the happiest to see him leave. Seriously, to think about it, it has once proven again that Uncle Fergie's the man! What have we lost?

The hard cold fact is, We brought him in for 12 million, sell him off at 80 million and all these years, he had been such a great servant to United, scoring goals and winning competitions for United. Why not toast to the 80 million?

Knowing Fergie, am sure he's got a shortlist of players who could very well replace Ronaldo..

And then I thought, hmmm I'm sure Grace would go like, "OMG! He's so hot! And he's leaving!"

Turns out,

KillKenny says:
ronaldo is leaving united to real madrid.. for 80Million

[G] race says:
i know!
I sorta want him to stay

KillKenny says:
are u stil gon support united?

[G] race says:
though i really dont like him
ahaha
he's like the best AND selfish player in manu

KillKenny says:
eh.. i tot u were like "OMG he's so hot!"

[G] race says:
eh? nooo...i like darren fletcher!
and and machedaaaaa
HOMGGGGG
u can blog about this whole manU thing
...just an idea

KillKenny says:
yes i am
thats why im asking ur opinion so that i can include that

[G] race says:
hahahahahahah
i dont think he's hot
he's got skills but he only does a one man showww
so yeahhhh damn lousyy

KillKenny says:
weeee...... toast to the 80Million!

[G] race says:
HAHA! it isnt dat much phfft!
cheapo ronaldo



GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED... GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED... AND THE RED GOES MARCHING ON!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Yo momma so fat...

We were so bored we decided to work our brain a bit.. :)

KillKenny says:
"yo momma so fat, when she goes to the market, ppl say "hail megatron!"


JoshFernandez says:
ohhhh
yoyoyo check it out2
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

KillKenny says:
ooooo... aite aite..
yo momma so fat, when she sweats, people yelled "Ahhh! Tsunami"!!


JoshFernandez says:
oooo...here we go2
check this out yo...
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she slips and fall.. people thought it was earthquake..


JoshFernandez says:
ooohhhh

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes on the highway, she stays on the left lane. "Kenderaan berat ikut kiri"
take that


JoshFernandez says:
your mama so fat, when she farted she launched herself into orbit!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, nobody else gets to enter cos
"son, i'm stuck!"


JoshFernandez says:
ooooo....yoyoyo......your mama so fat, she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat cos when michael bay saw her, he decided to make King Kong 3


JoshFernandez says:
oooooo
yoyoyo check it out2
yo mama so fat, she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

KillKenny says:
ohh.. aite aite.. check this out..
yo momma so fat, she she twisted her leg, they needed a tow car to take her to the hospital..


JoshFernandez says:
check it out2
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when the air france disappeared, she's the only survivor cos she's stuck at the bermuda triangle.. oooohh..


JoshFernandez says:
thts good shit
check this out2
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes jungle trekking, people tot big foot was for real..


JoshFernandez says:
ooooooo......yo mama so fat, people shouts GODZILLA!!

KillKenny says:
oooo.. check this out
yo momma so fat, when she goes bungee jump, the government decided to evacuate the whole city..


JoshFernandez says:
ooooo
check it out3
Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she sneezes, the mayans predicted "Doomsday!"


JoshFernandez says:
oooo
yo momas so fat that when god said let there be light, he asked her to move first.
yo momas so fat that when god said let there be light, he asked her to move first.

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes poo poo, Indah Water says, "BULLSHIT"


JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat , she once told me 'Im so hungy i could eat a whole cow'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she goes swimming, people took a footage and put it on www.lochness.com

yo momma so fat, ferguson decided to buy her to fill the goalkeeper position..
c'mon bring it on!


JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, when decepticons came and saw her, they all said "we give up"

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she got eaten by t-rex, t-rex died of diabetes..


JoshFernandez says:
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and people thought its an island

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she go sky diving, people thought its 10PM already..


JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, she sinks the whole south pole and the world ends

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she dance, people tot it was "stomp the yard" competition


JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, she needs a map to find her ass

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she travels, usher sings "moving mountain"


JoshFernandez says:
yo mama so fat, she forgot she's pregnant

KillKenny says:
yo momma so fat, when she sneezes, the whole world gets H1N1
take that yo!

yo momma so fat, when she sleeps, they made pokemon "SNORLEX"

yo momma so fat, NASA sent her to space to cover the black hole..

yo momma so fat, Levi's had to come out with Levi's Unbuttoned


And Josh gave up.. Now who's momma is fat huh?
 
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